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13 November 2009

stuffed animals

I'm looking at animal puppets and stuffed animals to use in the Christmas play.

I look for images of "stuffed lion" and find items like this:



Fine. Now lets look for "stuffed lamb" and see what we get:



Hmmmmm ....


Mmmmmmm ....

Danger



I just would not do this.
Well, maybe to save a lost child.
Depending on the child.

11 November 2009

Correcting God

I have been listening to some Bobby McFerrin, and loving it. I was delighted to find a wonderful arrangement of Psalm 23 on his album Medicine Music. You can listen to samples at the Amazon.com page.

However delightful the musical arrangement, the text is abominable. "He" becomes "She" everywhere, and the Gloria coda is "Glory be to our Mother ..." etc.

Oh, Bobby. Why???

07 November 2009

Humor

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.

"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind: "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says, "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe and 65 other 18th-century American revolutionaries. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies: "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"

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06 November 2009

Century Dictionary


One of my go-to online resources (after Wikipedia, naturally) is the Century Dictionary. It is a cool, hundred-year-old, multi-volume dictionary that is quite exhaustive. It's not the OED, but then, what is? It uses a browser plug-in called DjVu, which displays the scanned image of the actual dictionary page. That way, you get the pictures, too. Which makes it a nice source for Victorian-era clip art of sorts.

02 November 2009

Three and Out

I do not enjoy watching the "3-and-out" husker offense. This season has been really difficult for NU football.

Now Oklahoma is coming to town. Could be ugly.

22 October 2009

And a "SteriPEN" is a ... ?


Yesterday I didn't even know what it was or that it existed.
Today I just have to have one.

It's on my Christmas Wish List ...

See, on an all-day hike in the mountains, you either have to start the day with a heavy load of water, or get a gizmo like this that will let you drink safely from those clear mountain streams. On two of my hikes in August, I was really wishing I had more water well before I got back.

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21 October 2009

Right or All Right?

The catechistic impulse is strong. At best, it is a good way to step through a belief system and understand what is meant at each point. What is God? Are there more Gods than one? How many persons are there in the godhead?

But there is always a way to do a good thing in a bad way. The kind of systematic method that a catechism uses can tempt one to think that we who use it now possess a complete system that exhausts all knowledge. The answer to every question is somewhere in that catechism if only we are clever enough to tease it out. And having All Knowledge is a heady thing.

But if learning the catechism makes you feel that way, you're in trouble. There is something like a catechistic exchange in the gospel:
Student: What must I do to inherit eternal life?
Master: What does the Scripture say?
Student: Love the Lord your God &c. and your neighbor as yourself.
Master: Right. Do this and you will live.
Student: But who is my neighbor?

The student, we are told, asks because he wishes to justify himself. "I need approval on a definition that puts me in the right."

As if having the all the right answers makes you all right.

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16 October 2009

Kids Christmas Program

Nobody volunteered to do a Christmas program with the kids this year, so I'm it.

Our Music Director will lead the elementary choir through some carols.

For the dramatic portion, well, I'm still conceptualizing. The current idea is to use muppet-style puppets (which I have been of a mind to acquire for some time) and do the Christmas story. No funny puppet voices: the whole thing in puppet pantomime. Put the scripture text on the powerpoint projectors, kind of like silent movie titles. Select appropriate music for each segment, and have the thing carefully staged in detail: almost ballet-like.

The Swingle Singers have an album called A Capella Amadeus that includes "Ave Verum Corpus." That's what I want to play for the manger scene, before the shepherds get there. Now the trick is to get what I imagine into the stage ...

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Any Witness?

I saw a comment somewhere about somebody's list of "The Best Movies About God You've Never Seen" that includes:

Seraphine - never heard of it
Ordet - never heard of it
The Apostle - love it
A Serious Man - never heard of it
The New World - didn't like it much
Babette's Feast - love it
The Decalogue - never heard of it
Wings of Desire - never heard of it

Anyone? Anyone?

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